(To The Plastic Wishes...)
A rubber ducky.
That's what I need.
A giant rubber ducky.
I'll name it Nic. Or Nicky. Or Nico.
And then everything will fall into place
I am relieved to have been left alone.
Well, I'm not alone, obviously. The very few who HAVE NOT left me, I'm grateful to have them.
The non-caring well wishers are the ones I'm relieved to weed out. Just because it satisfies your guilt does not place your "hope you feel better soon" at the top of my list.
I have no idea what my OTT yelling and your abandoning me has done on your conscious though, but hope you feel better soon.
I've been obsessed with Lego Indiana Jones. And Lego Star Wars. And Lego Batman.
Why does Lego remind me so much of Nic?
The man never had Lego his entire life.
Is it the Lego man's shininess and plastickyness? Is it the Lego man's ability to detach and reattach himself to any Lego surface with ease? Is it the Lego man's rigid joints (think: robot)?
Hmm.
So maybe I'm not really obsessed with Lego Indiana Jones. Or Lego Star Wars. Or Lego Batman.
I'm just obsessed with Lego Nic.
I have this list of movies I'm supposed to download.
I've downloaded most of them.
What do I download when there's nothing left for me to download?
I shudder at the thought.
I have just finished watching The Day The Earth Stood Still.
I think I'm a little slow. But nevermind that now.
I am not persuaded by it. I honestly do not believe that in the face of such crisis, the human race will change enough to bring about the kind of difference needed in order to stop the planet from self-destructing.
If I were Mr Alien in a suit, I woulda just let the little bugs continue indulging in the all you can eat buffet.
Ha ha.
But seriously, I've resorted to washing my hair only twice in one week, and repeating my clothes as many times as possible before letting the washing machine at them.
Right now I'm in the middle of figuring out how many days I can get away with wearing the same things before people start to notice and/or kick me out of places.
I am in love with capybaras.
Go google it.
Damn, the largest rodents on the face of the planet.
And there I was, all this while thinking that THEY held that title... *sigh*
Sorry boys.
Not even close.
Have not eaten instant noodles in ages now.
The last time?
I believe it was one winter day where I found myself starving half to death by the road side in Beijing city.
Ah, good times.
So today, I made two bowls (another for an equally starving father) of instant curry noodles.
Now, that in itself shouldn't normally make headlines, but what with the frustrating dramas we are forced to read of and live in, simple things like these should entertain and distract.
I find out today that things in my house have the tendency to meet their deaths through liquification.
Liquification. Firefox just underlined that for me in red. Is that not a word then?
Things that turned into liquid by virtue of spending three lifetimes in the fridge: leafy veges, a tomato, a green capsicum (now greener than ever) and one last thing which I gave up trying to identify its previous form.
I'm not usually slow in cleaning the fridge, but I've had a hundred things to do and a million things on my mind lately - the fridge stopped being a priority.
So I made my noodles with the sole surviving member of our happy vegetable garden, the family of shitake mushrooms.
If Nic was around, he wouldn't have touched my noodles with a ten foot pole. But he would've considered the capybaras BBQed.
Oh yeah, two pots of cactus turned to jelly too.
Apparently from over-watering.
I'm strict when it comes to cacti. They drink once a week.
Somebody's been feeding them behind my back!
I need Nicoholic Anonymous.
But two problems.
The first is not as big as the second.
Who's going to be in it? He, though had the appearance of being well liked, inspired hatred in quite a lot of people outside his small circle of close friends.
Wouldn't you hate a dude who dresses nice, makes more than enough money, has a house, a family that adores him, and a fiance who was crazy enough to name everything she loves after him because she wants to be able to say his name as often as possible...?
Anyway, the second,
I would kill any living person who are as obsessed about him as I FULL STOP
So Nicoholic Anonymous would consist of, surprise surprise, ME.
We would gather on every 5th and break down and cry.
So far none of us have skipped the meets.
I need this bag.
That's right, need. Need blows want out of the water for sure.
Even IF it costs almost a hundred dollars. In American money.
I slept and dreamt of Nic.
I took a nap and dreamt of Nic.
I passed out in the car while waiting for Avon to open (long story) and dreamt of Nic.
Well at least now I have a place where I can still see him...
and be with him.
But I can't keep on dreaming forever now, can I?
That's what I need.
A giant rubber ducky.
I'll name it Nic. Or Nicky. Or Nico.
And then everything will fall into place
♥,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,♥
I am relieved to have been left alone.
Well, I'm not alone, obviously. The very few who HAVE NOT left me, I'm grateful to have them.
The non-caring well wishers are the ones I'm relieved to weed out. Just because it satisfies your guilt does not place your "hope you feel better soon" at the top of my list.
I have no idea what my OTT yelling and your abandoning me has done on your conscious though, but hope you feel better soon.
♥,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,♥
I've been obsessed with Lego Indiana Jones. And Lego Star Wars. And Lego Batman.
Why does Lego remind me so much of Nic?
The man never had Lego his entire life.
Is it the Lego man's shininess and plastickyness? Is it the Lego man's ability to detach and reattach himself to any Lego surface with ease? Is it the Lego man's rigid joints (think: robot)?
Hmm.
So maybe I'm not really obsessed with Lego Indiana Jones. Or Lego Star Wars. Or Lego Batman.
I'm just obsessed with Lego Nic.
♥,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,♥
I have this list of movies I'm supposed to download.
I've downloaded most of them.
What do I download when there's nothing left for me to download?
I shudder at the thought.
♥,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,♥
I have just finished watching The Day The Earth Stood Still.
I think I'm a little slow. But nevermind that now.
I am not persuaded by it. I honestly do not believe that in the face of such crisis, the human race will change enough to bring about the kind of difference needed in order to stop the planet from self-destructing.
If I were Mr Alien in a suit, I woulda just let the little bugs continue indulging in the all you can eat buffet.
Ha ha.
But seriously, I've resorted to washing my hair only twice in one week, and repeating my clothes as many times as possible before letting the washing machine at them.
Right now I'm in the middle of figuring out how many days I can get away with wearing the same things before people start to notice and/or kick me out of places.
♥,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,♥
I am in love with capybaras.
Go google it.
Damn, the largest rodents on the face of the planet.
And there I was, all this while thinking that THEY held that title... *sigh*
Sorry boys.
Not even close.
♥,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,♥
Have not eaten instant noodles in ages now.
The last time?
I believe it was one winter day where I found myself starving half to death by the road side in Beijing city.
Ah, good times.
So today, I made two bowls (another for an equally starving father) of instant curry noodles.
Now, that in itself shouldn't normally make headlines, but what with the frustrating dramas we are forced to read of and live in, simple things like these should entertain and distract.
I find out today that things in my house have the tendency to meet their deaths through liquification.
Liquification. Firefox just underlined that for me in red. Is that not a word then?
Things that turned into liquid by virtue of spending three lifetimes in the fridge: leafy veges, a tomato, a green capsicum (now greener than ever) and one last thing which I gave up trying to identify its previous form.
I'm not usually slow in cleaning the fridge, but I've had a hundred things to do and a million things on my mind lately - the fridge stopped being a priority.
So I made my noodles with the sole surviving member of our happy vegetable garden, the family of shitake mushrooms.
If Nic was around, he wouldn't have touched my noodles with a ten foot pole. But he would've considered the capybaras BBQed.
♥,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,♥
Oh yeah, two pots of cactus turned to jelly too.
Apparently from over-watering.
I'm strict when it comes to cacti. They drink once a week.
Somebody's been feeding them behind my back!
♥,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,♥
I need Nicoholic Anonymous.
But two problems.
The first is not as big as the second.
Who's going to be in it? He, though had the appearance of being well liked, inspired hatred in quite a lot of people outside his small circle of close friends.
Wouldn't you hate a dude who dresses nice, makes more than enough money, has a house, a family that adores him, and a fiance who was crazy enough to name everything she loves after him because she wants to be able to say his name as often as possible...?
Anyway, the second,
I would kill any living person who are as obsessed about him as I FULL STOP
So Nicoholic Anonymous would consist of, surprise surprise, ME.
We would gather on every 5th and break down and cry.
So far none of us have skipped the meets.
♥,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,♥
I need this bag.
That's right, need. Need blows want out of the water for sure.
Even IF it costs almost a hundred dollars. In American money.
♥,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,♥
I slept and dreamt of Nic.
I took a nap and dreamt of Nic.
I passed out in the car while waiting for Avon to open (long story) and dreamt of Nic.
Well at least now I have a place where I can still see him...
and be with him.
But I can't keep on dreaming forever now, can I?
