The Evil Unravelled
Will write on lighter things today. Tak mau melaporkan kesengsaraan dan kesibukan sebenar dalam kehidupan seharian...
The Olay Incident:
Olaymania is reignited.
For the past year or so, I've been a religious Olay user. It's been a great year, my skin likes me again, and Clinique counters have never seen me since.
I still use these:
No complaints here.
Oh wait, ada satu. None of them are sold here. *SIGH*
I've only been back in KL for two weeks, so a lot of things (which aren't really) seem pretty new to me.
Like this Olay Total Effects lotion.
Plus a Touch of Foundation.
An interesting item, considering I'm in my mid-20's now.
I'm not super vain and the thought of growing older never bothers me; after all, we all shrivel up and turn to dust in the end, so anti-aging things never really speak to me.
But I like Olay and a tinted moisturizer would definitely come in handy... so... a conversation with an SA took place.
Me: Excuse me, hi, do you have a tester for this? *points*
SA: So lucky you, we just open one. Here, I let you try.
Me: Ah, it has pink undertones *disappointed*
SA: Oh don't worry, will suits everyone one
Me: But it has pink undertones. I'm yellow
SA: Hor? Can~ Caaaan~ Will suits everyone one
Me: Then I will have a pink face and my neck will be yellow?
SA: No lah, put on neck also can
Braincells killed: 376,900
Me: Does it come only in one formula?
SA: Ya, only normal one. You got sensitive skin is it?
Me: Not really, I just prefer things to be unscented
SA: But you can try this one, got SPF15
Me: But it's scented right?
SA: Nevermind one
Me: But I don't want a scented lotion
SA: But cannot smell the scent
Me: But I can smell it!
SA: Nevermind one!
Braincells killed: 6,224,891
Me: Mmmm... will it clog pores?
SA: Eh?
Me: I mean, whenever color is added into moisturizer there is always a chance that it will clog pores
SA: Eh, no-lah. Same only with the original one, but this one got color
Me: Yes... *SIGH* but will the color pigments clog pores?
SA: No-lah, but if you still worry you can put moisturizer underneath
Me: What?
SA: If you put moisturizer before foundation then foundation won't clog pores one, so maybe if you put moisturizer before foundation then won't clog pores
Me: But that defeats the purpose of a tinted moisturizer
SA: no lah, I say if you worry only, safer like this mah
Me: If I put moisturizer on first, I might as well put real foundation on after, instead of a tinted moisturizer. Why would I buy this if I still have to put on a separate moisturizer first? It makes no sense
SA: This one got free gift cream cleanser
Braincells killed: 98,354,782
Total braincells killed: who knows? I killed way too many to be able to count up to more than 10
And so the bottom line is:
Nampak macam best, so I'm probably gonna try it out (despite the fact that it kills braincells, might clog pores, is the wrong color, is scented, and I'll probably need a separate moisturizer too) simply because it comes with a free gift.
Just kidding.
Except for the pore clogging possibility (which all new things pose), the rest wasn't really a put-off. The pink undertones was barely noticeable, the scent was pretty mild and does go away after some time, and did a pretty decent job at moisturizing.
I tried the tester on my face btw. It did not itch. But I WAS a slightly greasier monkey by the end of the day.
But tak sampai jadi Lagenda Orang Minyak, of course.
The Gotchi Issue:
Telurmania is back.
First launched in 1996, they've surely come a long way since.
Daripada simple egg, it grew IR, then they built a town, then they were given careers, then they had families, then they became celebrities... not long from now they'll take over the planet.
Here we have it
The (basic) Tamagotchi Evolution.
Top Row L-R: p1, v2, v3, v4
Bottom Row L-R: v4.5, v5, v5.5, Mametchi the annoying Tama-bitch-i
Bandai memang pandai, (Bandai pandai... hmmm) every year or so they come up with a newer, more canggih model that supersedes its predecessor... forcing Tamafans to upgrade to a new Tama. Every now and then they come up with special edition Tamas - minis, Ninjagotchi, Angelgotchi, Tamaschool, dan beribu-ribu jenis lagi. Of course respectable Tamafans must add these to their ever-growing Tamacollection.
Seriously evil.
The last time I forked out money for these plastic eggs, it was to buy the v.3
Not only have they not given me time to acquire v4,v4.5, v5, v5.5, these syaitans at Bandai have come up with a whole new Tama altogether, I believe just to piss me off.
Behold
The Tamagotchi Color.
Syaitan.
RM250.
Somebody please, point me to the nearest bank with the crappiest security and greatest possibility of escape.
Or a generous single rich old man with a fat wallet.
The Olay Incident:
Olaymania is reignited.
For the past year or so, I've been a religious Olay user. It's been a great year, my skin likes me again, and Clinique counters have never seen me since.
I still use these:
No complaints here.Oh wait, ada satu. None of them are sold here. *SIGH*
I've only been back in KL for two weeks, so a lot of things (which aren't really) seem pretty new to me.
Like this Olay Total Effects lotion.
Plus a Touch of Foundation.
An interesting item, considering I'm in my mid-20's now.
I'm not super vain and the thought of growing older never bothers me; after all, we all shrivel up and turn to dust in the end, so anti-aging things never really speak to me.
But I like Olay and a tinted moisturizer would definitely come in handy... so... a conversation with an SA took place.
Me: Excuse me, hi, do you have a tester for this? *points*
SA: So lucky you, we just open one. Here, I let you try.
Me: Ah, it has pink undertones *disappointed*
SA: Oh don't worry, will suits everyone one
Me: But it has pink undertones. I'm yellow
SA: Hor? Can~ Caaaan~ Will suits everyone one
Me: Then I will have a pink face and my neck will be yellow?
SA: No lah, put on neck also can
Braincells killed: 376,900
Me: Does it come only in one formula?
SA: Ya, only normal one. You got sensitive skin is it?
Me: Not really, I just prefer things to be unscented
SA: But you can try this one, got SPF15
Me: But it's scented right?
SA: Nevermind one
Me: But I don't want a scented lotion
SA: But cannot smell the scent
Me: But I can smell it!
SA: Nevermind one!
Braincells killed: 6,224,891
Me: Mmmm... will it clog pores?
SA: Eh?
Me: I mean, whenever color is added into moisturizer there is always a chance that it will clog pores
SA: Eh, no-lah. Same only with the original one, but this one got color
Me: Yes... *SIGH* but will the color pigments clog pores?
SA: No-lah, but if you still worry you can put moisturizer underneath
Me: What?
SA: If you put moisturizer before foundation then foundation won't clog pores one, so maybe if you put moisturizer before foundation then won't clog pores
Me: But that defeats the purpose of a tinted moisturizer
SA: no lah, I say if you worry only, safer like this mah
Me: If I put moisturizer on first, I might as well put real foundation on after, instead of a tinted moisturizer. Why would I buy this if I still have to put on a separate moisturizer first? It makes no sense
SA: This one got free gift cream cleanser
Braincells killed: 98,354,782
Total braincells killed: who knows? I killed way too many to be able to count up to more than 10
And so the bottom line is:
Nampak macam best, so I'm probably gonna try it out (despite the fact that it kills braincells, might clog pores, is the wrong color, is scented, and I'll probably need a separate moisturizer too) simply because it comes with a free gift.
Just kidding.
Except for the pore clogging possibility (which all new things pose), the rest wasn't really a put-off. The pink undertones was barely noticeable, the scent was pretty mild and does go away after some time, and did a pretty decent job at moisturizing.
I tried the tester on my face btw. It did not itch. But I WAS a slightly greasier monkey by the end of the day.
But tak sampai jadi Lagenda Orang Minyak, of course.
The Gotchi Issue:
Telurmania is back.
First launched in 1996, they've surely come a long way since.
Daripada simple egg, it grew IR, then they built a town, then they were given careers, then they had families, then they became celebrities... not long from now they'll take over the planet.
Here we have it
The (basic) Tamagotchi Evolution.
Top Row L-R: p1, v2, v3, v4Bottom Row L-R: v4.5, v5, v5.5, Mametchi the annoying Tama-bitch-i
Bandai memang pandai, (Bandai pandai... hmmm) every year or so they come up with a newer, more canggih model that supersedes its predecessor... forcing Tamafans to upgrade to a new Tama. Every now and then they come up with special edition Tamas - minis, Ninjagotchi, Angelgotchi, Tamaschool, dan beribu-ribu jenis lagi. Of course respectable Tamafans must add these to their ever-growing Tamacollection.
Seriously evil.
The last time I forked out money for these plastic eggs, it was to buy the v.3
Not only have they not given me time to acquire v4,v4.5, v5, v5.5, these syaitans at Bandai have come up with a whole new Tama altogether, I believe just to piss me off.
Behold
The Tamagotchi Color.
Syaitan.
RM250.
Somebody please, point me to the nearest bank with the crappiest security and greatest possibility of escape.
Or a generous single rich old man with a fat wallet.
