The BIG Questions
Alright.
The title totally lied. This isn't gonna be one of those meaningful entries at all. In fact it's actually aimed to be completely meaningless, absolutely *&^%$#@! that I myself would be wondering why I wrote it.
Let's get on with it.
How old were you when you got your first crush?
Like on an actual, real person that breathed and existed IRL? Kindergarten.
What was your favorite thing to eat as a kid?
WHAM!cicle. It's like one of those Willy Wonka's Laffy Taffy Rope thingy (which I almost borong-ed in Beijing) Oh boy I'd kill the kids in line in front of me just to make sure nobody bought them from the candy man before I did
What was your favorite cartoon show as a kid?
Can't remember having a favorite. Maybe it was those tv pendidikan Sang Kancil slots. Loved those. In fact loved everything that appeared on the box; from He-Man to Tomato Man to Thunder Cats to The Centurian - POWER XTREME!!![insert echo] - to Jem and The Holograms to Speed Racer to Pole Position... to Gaban and Ultraman and Kesatria Baja Hitam (don't ask me what the name means)
Who did you idolize as a kid?
Batman. And I still idolize him until today.
What song would you want to have sex to?
Queen - Don't Stop Me Now. Seriously.
What drugs have you done?
Oh boy, where do I even begin....?
Do you feel okay with strangers seeing you naked?
Yup. Absolutely okay with it. Being seen naked by people I know is what bothers me... WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS QUESTION???
What job do you see yourself doing in 5 years?
Justice Administrator. To dispense justice at the push of a button. Woooo. GO ANAZ!
What's your body type?
Human. Oh, you wanted a more specific answer? Female.
How old do you wanna be when you die?
As old as possible.
Where do you want to be living 5 years from now?
It doesn't really matter the where, so long as I'm living.
Do you like your current neighbor?
Hell no. They just committed the tort of Rylands v Fletcher against us. Cement dust. Now it looks like my garden is covered in snow. But the tuff stuff, no fluff.
Do you carve pumpkins every year?
I read the question wrong the first time. I read it: Do you crave pumpkins every year? Doesn't matter anyway, the answer is exactly the same. No I do not.
What is the last thing you touched that is not computer related?
My hair. It's getting in the way. AKH.
How old will you be in 2 months?
Two months older. (cue from Nic :P)
Is there anything currently bothering you?
Yup. Brilliance. Or rather, the lack of it.
Do people ever spell your name wrong?
Even I spell my name wrong. At times. Sometimes.
Do you know the definition of the word hyperbole?
Unfortunately I do. Even more unfortunate that I know what a rectangular hyperbole is. Me nerd.
Would you rather write in pen or pencil?
Depends on what I'm writing. If I'm gonna write something unpleasant about somebody, I'd like it to be in transient form, so as not to invite a suit for libel - pencil it is!
How often do you visit your grandmother?
Never. Can't. Not possible. Not in the same dimension anymore.
Can you understand Spanish?
I can PRETEND that I do.
Do you use oven mits, or are you a MAN?
WHAT KIND OF SEXIST *&^%$#@! QUESTION IS THIS??!!!
Ever had a miracle happen to you?
Yea. And it was a miracle that it did!!
What is the most outrageous thing you have done lately?
Truly outrageous? Truly, truly, truly outrageous? (sing: Jem and The Hologram)
Are you afraid of heights?
YES. I am so afraid of them that I don't even look UP!
Is there a clock hanging on the wall in your room?
There are five clocks in my room. And they all tell different times. I like to keep myself confused.
Whats your name spelt backwards?
Man I told you I can't even spell it FORWARDS!!!
What will you name your kid?
LEARNED HAND!!!!!!!
What's the song that would be played at your funeral and why that song?
Queen - Don't Stop Me Now. Seriously. Come on, the title says it all, don't you think?
What is the object that you are sitting on?
A... chair. Now repeat after me. Chhhaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiirrrr.
What do you get when you mix a donkey and a horse together?
A honkey. No, a dorse. No... you get the idiot who came up with this question.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Shut up you honkey.
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 36, What is it?
Could you please come up with better questions, you dorse?
Okay, move to your immediate right. What did you hit?
The wall. Ow you idiot!
Who's the idiot, the one who suggests or the one who follows?
Okay, I'll give you that.
Is there something on your body that you hate?
The clothes I'm wearing. Damn this global warming. I shoulda just stuck to being a nudist.
Have you ever had a kiss that took your breath away?
If I had then I wouldn't be around to write all this crap now would I be?
What's something you've seen that you wish you hadn't?
Pictures of HLA Hart. And Rawls. And Dworkin. Especially Dworkin.
About time to end this entry don't you think?
Yea. I suppose. I've already gotten to the bottom of the page.
So your mission was to just fill in this page???
Uhuh. And would you like some fries with that...?
The title totally lied. This isn't gonna be one of those meaningful entries at all. In fact it's actually aimed to be completely meaningless, absolutely *&^%$#@! that I myself would be wondering why I wrote it.
Let's get on with it.
How old were you when you got your first crush?
Like on an actual, real person that breathed and existed IRL? Kindergarten.
What was your favorite thing to eat as a kid?
WHAM!cicle. It's like one of those Willy Wonka's Laffy Taffy Rope thingy (which I almost borong-ed in Beijing) Oh boy I'd kill the kids in line in front of me just to make sure nobody bought them from the candy man before I did
What was your favorite cartoon show as a kid?
Can't remember having a favorite. Maybe it was those tv pendidikan Sang Kancil slots. Loved those. In fact loved everything that appeared on the box; from He-Man to Tomato Man to Thunder Cats to The Centurian - POWER XTREME!!![insert echo] - to Jem and The Holograms to Speed Racer to Pole Position... to Gaban and Ultraman and Kesatria Baja Hitam (don't ask me what the name means)
Who did you idolize as a kid?
Batman. And I still idolize him until today.
What song would you want to have sex to?
Queen - Don't Stop Me Now. Seriously.
What drugs have you done?
Oh boy, where do I even begin....?
Do you feel okay with strangers seeing you naked?
Yup. Absolutely okay with it. Being seen naked by people I know is what bothers me... WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS QUESTION???
What job do you see yourself doing in 5 years?
Justice Administrator. To dispense justice at the push of a button. Woooo. GO ANAZ!
What's your body type?
Human. Oh, you wanted a more specific answer? Female.
How old do you wanna be when you die?
As old as possible.
Where do you want to be living 5 years from now?
It doesn't really matter the where, so long as I'm living.
Do you like your current neighbor?
Hell no. They just committed the tort of Rylands v Fletcher against us. Cement dust. Now it looks like my garden is covered in snow. But the tuff stuff, no fluff.
Do you carve pumpkins every year?
I read the question wrong the first time. I read it: Do you crave pumpkins every year? Doesn't matter anyway, the answer is exactly the same. No I do not.
What is the last thing you touched that is not computer related?
My hair. It's getting in the way. AKH.
How old will you be in 2 months?
Two months older. (cue from Nic :P)
Is there anything currently bothering you?
Yup. Brilliance. Or rather, the lack of it.
Do people ever spell your name wrong?
Even I spell my name wrong. At times. Sometimes.
Do you know the definition of the word hyperbole?
Unfortunately I do. Even more unfortunate that I know what a rectangular hyperbole is. Me nerd.
Would you rather write in pen or pencil?
Depends on what I'm writing. If I'm gonna write something unpleasant about somebody, I'd like it to be in transient form, so as not to invite a suit for libel - pencil it is!
How often do you visit your grandmother?
Never. Can't. Not possible. Not in the same dimension anymore.
Can you understand Spanish?
I can PRETEND that I do.
Do you use oven mits, or are you a MAN?
WHAT KIND OF SEXIST *&^%$#@! QUESTION IS THIS??!!!
Ever had a miracle happen to you?
Yea. And it was a miracle that it did!!
What is the most outrageous thing you have done lately?
Truly outrageous? Truly, truly, truly outrageous? (sing: Jem and The Hologram)
Are you afraid of heights?
YES. I am so afraid of them that I don't even look UP!
Is there a clock hanging on the wall in your room?
There are five clocks in my room. And they all tell different times. I like to keep myself confused.
Whats your name spelt backwards?
Man I told you I can't even spell it FORWARDS!!!
What will you name your kid?
LEARNED HAND!!!!!!!
What's the song that would be played at your funeral and why that song?
Queen - Don't Stop Me Now. Seriously. Come on, the title says it all, don't you think?
What is the object that you are sitting on?
A... chair. Now repeat after me. Chhhaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiirrrr.
What do you get when you mix a donkey and a horse together?
A honkey. No, a dorse. No... you get the idiot who came up with this question.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Shut up you honkey.
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 36, What is it?
Could you please come up with better questions, you dorse?
Okay, move to your immediate right. What did you hit?
The wall. Ow you idiot!
Who's the idiot, the one who suggests or the one who follows?
Okay, I'll give you that.
Is there something on your body that you hate?
The clothes I'm wearing. Damn this global warming. I shoulda just stuck to being a nudist.
Have you ever had a kiss that took your breath away?
If I had then I wouldn't be around to write all this crap now would I be?
What's something you've seen that you wish you hadn't?
Pictures of HLA Hart. And Rawls. And Dworkin. Especially Dworkin.
About time to end this entry don't you think?
Yea. I suppose. I've already gotten to the bottom of the page.
So your mission was to just fill in this page???
Uhuh. And would you like some fries with that...?
