The Girl Evaporates
So girl eyes guy.
Guy looked OMGabfabstatically delicious.
Figured, what the heck? Girl goes talk to guy.
Guy likes girl immediately. Asks for phone number.
Girl gives number.
Guy and girl date.
Guy is charming, hold open doors and helps girl across puddles.
Guy pays for dinner and movie.
Guy likes how girls tastes. Girl likes how hairy guy is.
Girl feels like she's living in a dream.
Girl does not want to be pinched.
Guy is definitely a dream come true.
Guy carries girl down a flight of stairs.
Guy thinks girl is beautiful and sexy and gorgeous, and everything else that falls in between.
Guy is always so turned on.
Guy and girl fall for each other.
Can't keep hands off of each other.
Live happily ever after.
Sounds great right?
Sounds brilliant right?
Only... insert twist.
Guy is insanely intense.
Guy wants to talk about everything, girl only wants to sing and dance.
Guy wants to learn about life, girl just wants to live.
Guy is a control freak and is creepy and annoying. Girl is about to lose her sanity.
Guy thinks girl is broken. Must be fixed.
Guy is Mr. Fix It.
Girl just wants to fix Mr. Fix It. *snip snip*
Guy and girl have heated conversations.
Girl hates how guy always says
"Answer quickly"
"Is that important?"
and "Are you doing this quiet thing then?"
Girl contemplates single-man destruction plan.
Guy apologizes for giving girl a hard time.
Girl scraps single-man destruction plan.
More heated talk.
Girl ends up on a hospital bed.
Partly because of what was done, but mostly because of what was said.
Girl thinks things through.
Girl is bruised. But alive.
Girl won't change to keep guy happy.
Girl already is somebody.
Girl knows exactly what she wants, what makes her happy, and exactly what she's doing with her life.
Girl is childish, and confused, and jealous.
Girl is oblivious to what goes on across the world.
Girl lives in own bubble. Sometimes gets into trouble.
But girl is girl.
Girl has had enough.
Girl is no way fragile, girl is TOUGH!
For awhile, girl allowed guy to diss her.
Now guy will just have to miss her.
Girl might run after the one who makes her heart stop,
but will always go back to the one who keeps it beating.
Girl is not only human,
Girl is a girl.
Guy looked OMGabfabstatically delicious.
Figured, what the heck? Girl goes talk to guy.
Guy likes girl immediately. Asks for phone number.
Girl gives number.
Guy and girl date.
Guy is charming, hold open doors and helps girl across puddles.
Guy pays for dinner and movie.
Guy likes how girls tastes. Girl likes how hairy guy is.
Girl feels like she's living in a dream.
Girl does not want to be pinched.
Guy is definitely a dream come true.
Guy carries girl down a flight of stairs.
Guy thinks girl is beautiful and sexy and gorgeous, and everything else that falls in between.
Guy is always so turned on.
Guy and girl fall for each other.
Can't keep hands off of each other.
Live happily ever after.
Sounds great right?
Sounds brilliant right?
Only... insert twist.
Guy is insanely intense.
Guy wants to talk about everything, girl only wants to sing and dance.
Guy wants to learn about life, girl just wants to live.
Guy is a control freak and is creepy and annoying. Girl is about to lose her sanity.
Guy thinks girl is broken. Must be fixed.
Guy is Mr. Fix It.
Girl just wants to fix Mr. Fix It. *snip snip*
Guy and girl have heated conversations.
Girl hates how guy always says
"Answer quickly"
"Is that important?"
and "Are you doing this quiet thing then?"
Girl contemplates single-man destruction plan.
Guy apologizes for giving girl a hard time.
Girl scraps single-man destruction plan.
More heated talk.
Girl ends up on a hospital bed.
Partly because of what was done, but mostly because of what was said.
Girl thinks things through.
Girl is bruised. But alive.
Girl won't change to keep guy happy.
Girl already is somebody.
Girl knows exactly what she wants, what makes her happy, and exactly what she's doing with her life.
Girl is childish, and confused, and jealous.
Girl is oblivious to what goes on across the world.
Girl lives in own bubble. Sometimes gets into trouble.
But girl is girl.
Girl has had enough.
Girl is no way fragile, girl is TOUGH!
For awhile, girl allowed guy to diss her.
Now guy will just have to miss her.
Girl might run after the one who makes her heart stop,
but will always go back to the one who keeps it beating.
Girl is not only human,
Girl is a girl.
