The New Phase
A TEXT ONLY POST
Okay, seriously, there are days that are starting to make me wonder.
Am I really getting paid just to watch Futurama and play Lego on my DS???!
On the radio in the car this morning:
Are we Malaysians recycling enough? And why aren't we?
What nonsense is this? Isn't the answer blatantly obvious? We don't recycle because
1. we don't think that far ahead
2. it's just too much hassle to have to separate our trash
3. it's just too much hassle because the recycling center/bin isn't at our door step
4. we don't realize that almost everything is recyclable
5. most of us think that one person will never make a difference
6. OUR PARENTS NEVER RECYCLED WHY THE *&^%$#@! SHOULD WE?! THE FUTURE GENERATIONS CAN JUST *&^%$#@! OFF
Really, I think some people are not getting it. I was laughing my ass off. Isn't there an even more important question we should be asking:
How do you teach a population which generally prefers to litter to recycle?
Those who do not litter, and already ARE recycling, ignore this, GOOD FOR YOU! I'm talking about the rest of the human kind which refuses to aim for a rubbish/recycling bin.
*sigh*
Seriously, radio stations should just quit it with the morning talk shows. I turn on the radio to listen to some music while the traffic crawls. If I'd wanted to hear idiots shouting at one another I'd save my car battery and just roll down the car window.
Question:
David dies a death on a street in front of witnesses. He is doing what thousands of others do. People cheer during his demise. What killed him?
Answer:
Why weren't the others killed too? LOL
I have started playing a game on Facebook. I'm not going to say which one exactly, but uh... yeah, it's one that is actually very widely played. *sigh*
Question:
If a chicken says, "All Chickens are liars" is the chicken telling the truth?
Answer:
Chickens can't talk. They can only cross roads.
As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
The world's hardest riddle is a sham.
I turn polar bears white.
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid.
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown.
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
I was hoping to get to scratch my head (as is usual for me) Darnit.
Random questions. Because I haven't done this is a long, long time.
A movie you know all the words to:
CLUE!!!
Food that shouldn't exist:
Manwich
Something you can hear right now:
The air-conditioning blaring at 22 degrees
What you last touched:
This keyboard...?
What annoys you:
Idiots
Something you like about yourself:
That I'm annoyed by idiots
An animal you'd love to have as a pet:
That I don't already have? Okay. Capybaras
The last thing you do before bed:
Climb into it (the bed)?
A song you secretly love:
Pop. N'Sync. HA HA HA
Recent mistake made:
Turning on the radio in the mornings
How you see your future:
Being paid to watch Futurama and play Lego on my DS
What you're gonna do now:
Click [PUBLISH POST]
Okay, seriously, there are days that are starting to make me wonder.
Am I really getting paid just to watch Futurama and play Lego on my DS???!
On the radio in the car this morning:
Are we Malaysians recycling enough? And why aren't we?
What nonsense is this? Isn't the answer blatantly obvious? We don't recycle because
1. we don't think that far ahead
2. it's just too much hassle to have to separate our trash
3. it's just too much hassle because the recycling center/bin isn't at our door step
4. we don't realize that almost everything is recyclable
5. most of us think that one person will never make a difference
6. OUR PARENTS NEVER RECYCLED WHY THE *&^%$#@! SHOULD WE?! THE FUTURE GENERATIONS CAN JUST *&^%$#@! OFF
Really, I think some people are not getting it. I was laughing my ass off. Isn't there an even more important question we should be asking:
How do you teach a population which generally prefers to litter to recycle?
Those who do not litter, and already ARE recycling, ignore this, GOOD FOR YOU! I'm talking about the rest of the human kind which refuses to aim for a rubbish/recycling bin.
*sigh*
Seriously, radio stations should just quit it with the morning talk shows. I turn on the radio to listen to some music while the traffic crawls. If I'd wanted to hear idiots shouting at one another I'd save my car battery and just roll down the car window.
Question:
David dies a death on a street in front of witnesses. He is doing what thousands of others do. People cheer during his demise. What killed him?
Answer:
Why weren't the others killed too? LOL
I have started playing a game on Facebook. I'm not going to say which one exactly, but uh... yeah, it's one that is actually very widely played. *sigh*
Question:
If a chicken says, "All Chickens are liars" is the chicken telling the truth?
Answer:
Chickens can't talk. They can only cross roads.
As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
The world's hardest riddle is a sham.
I turn polar bears white.
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid.
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown.
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
I was hoping to get to scratch my head (as is usual for me) Darnit.
Random questions. Because I haven't done this is a long, long time.
A movie you know all the words to:
CLUE!!!
Food that shouldn't exist:
Manwich
Something you can hear right now:
The air-conditioning blaring at 22 degrees
What you last touched:
This keyboard...?
What annoys you:
Idiots
Something you like about yourself:
That I'm annoyed by idiots
An animal you'd love to have as a pet:
That I don't already have? Okay. Capybaras
The last thing you do before bed:
Climb into it (the bed)?
A song you secretly love:
Pop. N'Sync. HA HA HA
Recent mistake made:
Turning on the radio in the mornings
How you see your future:
Being paid to watch Futurama and play Lego on my DS
What you're gonna do now:
Click [PUBLISH POST]
